no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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