Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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