Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Randomize
