Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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