Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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