He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
Randomize
