butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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