Its about making memories worth repressing
honey bunches of taint.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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