how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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