No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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