There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Randomize
