I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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