When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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