Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
