i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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