haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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