My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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