Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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