I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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