Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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