I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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