tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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