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I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???

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(207): View more from Maine

she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race

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(208): View more from Idaho

And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you

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(817): View more from Texas

It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.

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(563): View more from Iowa

At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups

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(541): View more from Oregon

I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.

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(904): View more from Florida

I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy

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(623): View more from Arizona

this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent

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(469): View more from Texas

I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace

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