So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Randomize
