I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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