4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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