i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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