babies were throwing up all over the place
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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