It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Randomize
