At least make sure they are 18
Why
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
