I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Randomize
