Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Randomize
