at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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