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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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