You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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