Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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