there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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