She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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