Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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