Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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