so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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