Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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