My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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