dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
i want to swaddle you in tequila
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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