Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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