the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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