I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
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