I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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