SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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