I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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