physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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