do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
We left the knife in your bed.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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